Category Archives: LOL

Intercouple domestic nerd-hiliarity, with some Post-It Notes and a Slow Cooker

crockPotProcedures2014-04-26 01.29.07

I gotta say, it’s probably taking title to Soul-Mate Land when one can write a request in PHP for the slow cooker procedure and have it executed flawlessly by the significant other.

^Translation = “If it’s 8:00 am or later AND the onions are caramelized, please turn this thing off. If that’s not true but it’s 9:00 am or later, please turn it off.”

Proof = 2014-04-26 08.55.18

Give a special someone (plush) VD for Valentine’s Day. Syphilis, anyone?

venereal disease plush

Fractalspin just added some hilarious gifts in time for Valentine’s Day–plush venereal diseases by Giant Microbes. Choose from chlamydia, herpes, and syphilis.

If you don’t feel like sharing a disease, there’s also sperm and egg plushies for a more traditional gift.

FTFY….

Barack Obama is in my Facebook friend feed, and so I noticed that he updated his cover photo to this:

I’m sure it’s probably to highlight some speech, or whatnot, but it’s a terribly-composed photo and it looks like he has a bizarro bow tie or something.

So, I made a quick photoshop that made him look much cooler:


Hooray.