Give a special someone (plush) VD for Valentine’s Day. Syphilis, anyone? January 17, 2013 by Liz Fractalspin just added some hilarious gifts in time for Valentine’s Day–plush venereal diseases by Giant Microbes. Choose from chlamydia, herpes, and syphilis. If you don’t feel like sharing a disease, there’s also sperm and egg plushies for a more traditional gift.